1 – would not eat pizza until i was 19
2 – have two webbed toes
3 – prefer to not use capitals when i type
4 – love the feel of candle wax
5 – very fond of purple
6 – have an interior designer living somewhere inside me
7 – want a cessation to the perpetual war between cats and dogs
8 – have a tendency to babble on… and on… and on
9 – like BIG pillows
10 – like snow but wish it came in more colours
11 – like couds but wish they came in more colors
12 – embrace american and british spelling rules
13 – have had more hair colors than boyfriends
14 – don’t drink, do drugs, smoke or even swear
15 – but some times think bad words
16 – but not very often
17 – love all animals, except snakes
18 – especially love cats and dogs
19 – especially, especially love kittens and puppies
20 – think william shatner is still hot
21 – have never accomplished seven impossible things before breakfast but will keep trying!
22 – still sing to imaginary audiences in my living room
23 – believe that goats can commune with ghosts
24 – learned to read and write by the age of three
25 – 2 + 2 = 4 but 37 – 18 could be damn near anything – i’m a positive kinda gal
26 – am still working on colour coordinating my wardrobe
27 – may be the only writer in the world who does not drink coffee or tea
28 – am the queen of turtles
29 – hope to win a medal for yoga at the 2052 olympics
30 – believe dragons used to exist
31 – am fascinated by iceland
32 – hope to live where the temperature is constantly 78 degrees
33 – sometimes wear my underwear over my tights
34 – think spock is also hot – mr. not dr.
35 – hope to reincarnate as a penguin
36 – can swim
37 – do not understand insurance, in theory or practice
38 – am scared of the dark
39 – want to see an argument between bugs bunny and cartman
40 – there’s no such thing as a bad cookie
41 – am pretty sure tolkien was illuminati
42 – have never finished the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy
43 – have a schoolgirl crush on pushkin… or is it putin? no, it’s pushkin!
44 – cheese!
45 – have been known to play video games for more than 24 straight hours
46 – believe i invented scotch tape in a former life
47 – composed my first story when i was still in the womb
48 – would rather shovel saliva with a fork for all eternity than listen to justin beiber
49 – was born during a terrifying lightning storm
50 – expect to be inducted into the yodelling hall of fame posthumously
51 – prefer men’s razors
52 – have been caught shoving bread into my mouth with both hands when i thought no one was watching
53 – have yet to soap a public fountain, but that will change next time i get to rome
54 – am kind of sympathetic to the dadaists
55 – believe that everyone should be given a day off and free parking (or transit) on their birthday
56 – love cameras but not microphones
57 – hope to marry thor before i turn 30
58 – but not much before i turn 30, ’cause a girl has to have some fun when she’s young
59 – look great in any sunglasses but not all hats
60 – think that no one should ever answer, “because,” when asked a question by a child
61 – have never been to a wrestling game
62 – believe in magic
63 – like the wicked witch of the west
64 – think toto should have been named pookie!
65 – never sing in the shower because i know it will attract drain monsters
66 – prefer work boots to high heels
67 – curse myself for leaving my bunny slippers behind when i moved to europe
68 – still have a crush on a boy from high school
69 – played smoke on the water on google guitar
70 – would like to grow my own vegetables one day, perhaps after winning that olympic medal for yoga
71 – sometimes hang out in airports even when i’m not going anywhere or welcoming anyone
72 – fear that i will one day be arrested for conspiring to contact alien life forces
73 – think snowy white owls are the most beautiful creatures ever
74 – am thankful for peanut butter
75 – would rather go into the past, than into the future
76 – have never beaten anyone in an arm wrestle
77 – hope to be catapulted into a giant vat of whipped cream one day
78 – have a friend who collects her belly button lint in the hope that she will one day have enough to knit a sweater
80 – believe that greed is holding back human evolution
81 – wish i could climb trees like a monkey
82 – would rather fly like superman than a bird
83 – believe that walt disney is building a pyramid on mars
84 – bugs don’t count
85 – believe that women will save the world
86 – cannot figure out how someone was inspired to invent the accordion or the bagpipes
87 – like trees more than phone books – why do they still make phone books?
88 – want to live in places that everyone wants to get out of
89 – am spiritually opposed to laissez faire capitalism and back hair
90 – think johny depp would make a fine president
91 – would date a boy named parsley just so we could etch our names into a tree with a big heart around them
92 – used to be a werewolf but i’m alright noooowwwww
93 – love films with talking animals in them
94 – hope to own a water slide park / pick-your-own-pumpkin patch some day
95 – have been told that i am an amazing kisser
96 – more than once
97 – by more than one boy
98 – but not by katy perry
99 – have 99 problems but an itch ain’t one
100 – will live 100 years
101 – and accomplish 101 truly amazing things that i have yet to even dream of
When Dr. Seuss Meets Mother Goose, Things Get Grimm 